Quasi-Control

I did a quick google search today and this site is now the number 1 hit when you search for “quasi control” and “quasicontrol”. I don’t know how I did it but that grammar toteing website has fallen and I reign supreme.

I’m not quite sure what I should do with this new fangled supremacy but I know some companies are willing to do what ever it takes to get the number 1 google spot I should probably start selling t-shirts or something.

Anyway thanks again for reading this blog and making me number 1. If you haven’t yet I invite you to add a link to my blog on  your blog so I can continue to climb up the ladder and maybe even become number 0.

I’m sure most of you already know this but I hide the majority of my blog content behind the little read more link.  I try to provide a good synopsis for the post in the first paragraph.

So if you thought my posts were too short or didn’t represent coherent ideas then I invite you to click on the read more link for more content, but I make no promises that my posts will seem more coherent.

I’m just a little worried that some of you are forgetting to click on the links.  Just think of it like Christmas/Hanukkah/Festivus (pick your own present giving/getting oriented holiday).The first paragraph is the wrapping paper and clicking the read more link is like removing said wrapping paper only to find another plaid sweater like the one your you’re aunt knits for you every year.

So I’m not the #1 google search for quasi-control. I’m number 2. I’m not sure why, I mean the  first line from the #1 google hit for quasi control says “Quasi-control is a specific grammatical coreference relation that can be found with multi-word predicates the dependent part of which is a noun with valency requirements”.  Seriously this blog is way more interesting the the minutia of language and grammar. If your still not convinced do the google search for yourself and check out the link. And for the inevitable day when I become number one here is the link to the current internet authority on quasi control.